things I can do without ....

don't get me started ...
okay, but since you have- you're gonna get an ear full! 
Snails .... squishy when you step on them, ewww, & they're MEAN to my orchids.  Although it's kinda groovey that the trail they leave sorta sparkles!  Beets ..... even the smell of them make me gag (a childhood nightmare was born out of this).  The worst is when you recently had cinnamon apples & mistake beets for the same.  Talk about a rude awakening!  June bugs..... I DON'T CARE what month it is .... I think it's creepy when a bug can latch onto your screen door & stare at you for hours!  Cobwebs .... I find it mildly disturbing that a web figures out EXACTLY how tall you are so it can catch you right across the face!  Buttermilk .... just the "hint" of chunkiness in a dairy beverage that doesn't have ice cream in it- is unsettling to me.  Add to that  .... it tastes like you're a week past the expiration date!  Spanx .... I mean, really, what's the point??  UNLESS it starts just under my chin & covers all the way to wrists & ankles ... it ain't gonna be a pretty picture.  Sure it holds things in .... but sooner or later .... it's gonna find somewhere to "pooch out".  (and perhaps poke somebody's eye out in the process).  A subscription to VOGUE.  There is nothing I can afford, identify with, wear, or appreciate in the entire publication .... the free handbag just isn't worth all the paper I'd be wasting!  Beer .... not sure who lost the bet that required them to invent a beverage that looks & smells much like the sample that I leave in the compartment at the lab.  It could never be cold enough to taste good, & I could never be thirsty enough to ask for one!  Another husband ..... I have the one that broke the mold and it took me 3 times to get it right .... why mess with perfection!
I could also do without the extra ___ lbs I'm carrying around .... but that discussion is for ANOTHER day!