things to remember if you're hungry ....

the first & MOST important thing to remember is do not, I REPEAT- DO NOT offer ANY of your favorite foods to this "vacuum"!  This includes, but is not limited to:  artichokes, shrimp spring rolls, stuffed mushrooms, snap peas, blueberries, golden raspberries, grape tomatoes, fresh mozzarella, guacamole, apricot sesame sausage, pomegranate juice, blueberry oatmeal, or chili relleno ....
Do NOT turn your back on him once he's tasted your food ... you may never see it again!